Thursday, April 17, 2008

Top 5 things of pregnancy i WONT miss...

5. Having to stand OVER the toilet in the stall in order to close the door.
4. Constantly bumping my tummy into things, doors, people, walls, sinks ect...
3. Having to listen to the most RANDOM peoples horror stories about birth, even from MEN!
2. People wanting to talk about my parts DOWN THERE, no i haven't dilated and no i don't wanna hear about your DOWN THERE parts either... Lets leave those conversations for the doctor!!!
1. People asking... "No baby yet?" No people, if i had the baby i would be holding her, not hiding her under my shirt!!!



3 comments:

Heather Strong said...

So funny! I know what you mean about having to stand over the toilet to get out of a freaking stall! I will admit that it is pretty sweet not being pregnant. Realizing how fat I got... not so sweet. It was much easier to mask with a huge pregnant belly ha ha. You are getting so close! I keep waiting to hear some good news. Wish we could be there (or you guys here).

Heather Strong said...

Ok so I didnt want to have the longest comment in the world. The only way Emmett will sleep is if he is swaddled like a straight-jacket. We take one blanket to pin his arms down and then use the other to actually swaddle him and that is what has gotten him to sleep during the night. Just an FYI =) I wish I would've done that 2 weeks ago.

Kelly said...

i know it has to be frustrating... i get it in a small tiny tiny degree. It's old... even if its a joke...

or my personal favorite, when you and who ever you are with at the time see a family w/ a kid crying or freaking out... hey look kelly thats you in 3 weeks. it gets VERY old. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh well