Funny Emails

So i get an email each week, it started when i was pregnant, every week this website would e mail telling me what was going on inside of me. It was the highlight of my Mondays! Well now that Emma is here, they email me updates about whats going on in Miss Emma's head, and what she should be doing by now! There is always a funny part at the bottom to make you laugh, and this one cracked me up so i though I'd share it with you all!

You didn't know becoming a parent meant...

• Stacking today's unread newspaper on top of yesterday's unread newspaper.
• Eating dinner like we're trying to break a world record for the most pasta swallowed in the shortest amount of time. Standing up.
• Letting your partner choose between poop and laundry as a topic of conversation.
• Figuring out how to pee without putting the baby down.
• Wearing a bra that looks like something from a 1930s catalog.
• Spending three hours getting the baby to sleep and then waking her up two minutes later to make sure she's still breathing.
• Forgetting what you were...

i can honestly say, i can relate to every single one of these! hahaha! welcome to motherhood!